Tinder match gone bad???
Last night was darts night, 6 of us out without any women and a sesh. So without a dart thrown my phone bleeps on the table for all to see iv got a Tinder match. With me the only one single they get nosey with my tinder who turns out to be Anne 54 only 20 miles away, I'm informed! So I'm not so bothered about her as she is a decade older and likely not the kind of legs and ass shape I drool over. I agree to my mate sending the customary 1st message.
" Hi sexy where u live at and when we meeting up for .."
That's how I start anyway! He sent,
" Are you gonna get your knickers off later?? "
Great, well at least it's not a tidy dream match and I let them crack on, if she replies to that u can 4eply all u want.
" I beg your pardon " she replied and my phone was passed on to John who added,
" Sorry madam, I'll take you to lunch first, then you can get your panties off for me xx"
Cheeky bastard, some poor old dear getting shit like that from you.
" That's better young man I nearly in matched you for the in gentlemanly it's comment ?"
I couldn't believe she said that! So funny John didn't know what to say ha. So Mike grabbed the phone now to respond with another crude" I like to steel the underwear from my tinder dates as well after iv licked pussy until u cum and fall asleep xx"
With that I grabbed my phone back and pocketed to get the darts under way. With Anne old news forgot about my pocket vibrated later on with her replying
" Pervy Peter the secret panty thief what a gentleman, not good night"
With offence taken I just told " so what I make good cash selling each pair of soiled panties so there xx"What ever that ment it kept her quiet. Until I hit my bed about to fall asleep hrs later I'm startled awake with my phone, it's her again!!
" So how much a pair you make? Iv been thinking we could do business young man. Here's my WhatsApp, reply yes before 3am and we'll talk panties and money tomorrow xx "
" Yes " I replied and just went to sleep.. That was last night and now is today
" Hi sexy where u live at and when we meeting up for .."
That's how I start anyway! He sent,
" Are you gonna get your knickers off later?? "
Great, well at least it's not a tidy dream match and I let them crack on, if she replies to that u can 4eply all u want.
" I beg your pardon " she replied and my phone was passed on to John who added,
" Sorry madam, I'll take you to lunch first, then you can get your panties off for me xx"
Cheeky bastard, some poor old dear getting shit like that from you.
" That's better young man I nearly in matched you for the in gentlemanly it's comment ?"
I couldn't believe she said that! So funny John didn't know what to say ha. So Mike grabbed the phone now to respond with another crude" I like to steel the underwear from my tinder dates as well after iv licked pussy until u cum and fall asleep xx"
With that I grabbed my phone back and pocketed to get the darts under way. With Anne old news forgot about my pocket vibrated later on with her replying
" Pervy Peter the secret panty thief what a gentleman, not good night"
With offence taken I just told " so what I make good cash selling each pair of soiled panties so there xx"What ever that ment it kept her quiet. Until I hit my bed about to fall asleep hrs later I'm startled awake with my phone, it's her again!!
" So how much a pair you make? Iv been thinking we could do business young man. Here's my WhatsApp, reply yes before 3am and we'll talk panties and money tomorrow xx "
" Yes " I replied and just went to sleep.. That was last night and now is today
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