Have a laugh

then there was the dyslexic satanist

sold his soul to santa :)

..... I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

..................23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin. Police believe the irish terrorists have set off the first No More Nails bomb.

..............then there was this dyslexic pimp .........bought himself a warehouse

..........Some b*st*rd's just nicked a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not too bothered about the knickers, she just wants the 28 pegs back

................What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?

A wheelie bin gets taken out every two weeks!

...........................A man said to a friend, i have not spoken to my wife for 15years, why not said the friend, I don't like to interupt her the man said.


...............your credit card...proof that women can be happy with four inches.


..................After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!