Have a laugh
then there was the dyslexic satanist
sold his soul to santa :)
..... I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
..................23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin. Police believe the irish terrorists have set off the first No More Nails bomb.
..............then there was this dyslexic pimp .........bought himself a warehouse
..........Some b*st*rd's just nicked a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not too bothered about the knickers, she just wants the 28 pegs back
................What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A wheelie bin gets taken out every two weeks!
...........................A man said to a friend, i have not spoken to my wife for 15years, why not said the friend, I don't like to interupt her the man said.
...............your credit card...proof that women can be happy with four inches.
..................After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!
sold his soul to santa :)
..... I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
..................23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin. Police believe the irish terrorists have set off the first No More Nails bomb.
..............then there was this dyslexic pimp .........bought himself a warehouse
..........Some b*st*rd's just nicked a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not too bothered about the knickers, she just wants the 28 pegs back
................What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A wheelie bin gets taken out every two weeks!
...........................A man said to a friend, i have not spoken to my wife for 15years, why not said the friend, I don't like to interupt her the man said.
...............your credit card...proof that women can be happy with four inches.
..................After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!
12 年 前