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Now, I’m about as crafty as they come, I love to experiment and create interesting stuff whenever I can but to be honest, I don’t really have the time to mix up batches of pseudo spunk so my first recommendation is to use Spunk Lube for your first playtime with these toys. It looks and feels just like the real thing, plus it is a hypoallergenic formula which is perfect for anal or vaginal use. (It’s also a favorite among pornstars and adult studios!)
Feels so good when it explodes inside me!
But I know that many of you will want to spend the weekend tinkering with formulas, dressed in your kinkiest outfit (or nude beneath that apron), so I’ve compiled a few ideas on how to make your own artificial jizz.
One idea is to simply use a French Vanilla coffee creamer or kitten milk replacement formula. These would need to be thickened up slightly to avoid unnecessary dribbling but I would also not recommend using either of these internally. There is too much sugar for the ladies (yeast infection alert) and for the guys, well, dairy up the butt just sounds a little bit risky. However, if you are looking for a tasty formula you can swallow or simply love to give out pearl necklaces these ideas might be for you.
Another method is the simple combination of cornstarch and water, heated over medium and stirred constantly until it reaches your desired consistency. Keep it at room temp or else it will get too thick to squirt. This does not taste very good but cornstarch is fairly innocuous and is most likely crotch safe.
The next recipe expands on the cornstarch and water with a few additional ingredients that make it perishable so please make it fresh and discard unused portions immediately! This one looks very realistic and has a fairly neutral taste so you should be able to avoid gagging on the flavor, though gagging on the dildo is up to you.
1 cup water
2 TBSP cornstarch
1 raw egg white (or about 1 TBSP pasteurized egg whites)
1 TBSP plain yogurt
pinch of salt
Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes; it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. (If you don’t let it cool the egg will get cooked.) If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. If you want a little more flavor you can add ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.
I should probably leave it at that but knowing the kink crowd the way I do I know there are some major geeks out
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