OMG Caz I would have difficulty keeping my dog under control if he was sniffing around you in that pose, trust me, he has caught me a few times. Just love it.
Let me try the - 'Batman'... its were you shine the flashlight towards the ceiling and when 'you' get distracted by the light shining off the walls... I will screams "into the Batcave" and slam my cock into your arse (without warning)